Eat a dick old man. Which word is spelled incorrectly?

LOL if you really think either party is going to stop the economy from going into the shitter.

At the rate it’s going, I’ll never be able to afford getting old.

In a union. It’s true. Old fucks who can’t successfully navigate email get to hang on to the company like leaches, sucking it dry while young people are denied opportunities.

I’m in a union. Everything about it is terrible.

Only one of them is illegal.

The 6 is actually for the 6 different areas that make up Toronto. (Old Toronto, East York, Etobicoke, North York, Scarborough and York) Keep hating though. Fuck you, the blue jays and the leafs.

Then why not get rid of good goaltenders all together? They keep the score low. Your’s is a bad take and you should feel bad for making it.

OH COME ONE. Lena Dunham was never was hot.

LOL michigan respected academically.

He went after the NFL, not Hillary Clinton. He won’t end up dead. He’ll just be in so many meetings with Goodell’s lawyers he’ll wish he was dead.

The zoo should kill another gorilla for every tweet mentioning the first one. That would eventually solve the problem. Make the executions public on periscope or something.

Act like a dick, get a dirty look. Everything is right with the world.

Is CM Punk fighting yet?

No, the designated hitter is terrible and so are the people that support it. It’s actually a pretty good barometer of if you should be friends with a person or not.

Hit the ball to the left side of the field. Drop a bunt to third.

Reported murders son.

Yes. You don’t? Maybe you’re missing what’s actually happening here.

Occam’s Razor: The Brazilian police stole his wallet and this is their deflection.

Do ladies really find the fivehead attractive?