Was really looking forward to reading this based on the headline. Still never going to listen to the podcast and sad that you put this content in a format so inaccessible to many.

Except this year, 2018 and 2020 when the Giants will win the NLCS and the world series.

Jokes on you, you’re too weak to drag my fat ass anywhere.

Wow. Edgy.

Yes, because the Spurs aren’t entertaining. Their coach isn’t entertaining, their players aren’t entertaining and their style of basketball isn’t entertaining. They suck the fun out of basketball and turn it into wins.

You mean Tyriq?

Not sure if I should go with the “You think they all look alike” joke or the “Of course you’d pick Tyrone because you think it is a stereotypical black name” joke. Neither is probably that funny. Have a nice day.

That’s true. I mean in time. The first few years would be pretty fucking terrible. But after year three or four, those who were left would be incredibly polite and very good at all matter of deescalation.

He should be in the Home Run Derby this year.

Do you really think we can and have stop operating under a presumption of innocence for sexual assault cases?

Who is this smarter woman? If there’s someone in the race who isn’t Bernier or Hillary and is a smart woman to boot that would be amazing.

You forgot that Hillary is a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein. Up to you if that’s a pro or a con.

Oh my God shut up and go away forever Amy Schumer.

TOTALLY didn’t overslide the base. Here he is on the base as the play ended.

Alex Carpenter DWI arrest coming in 3....2....1.....

Also, no one under 5'9" should be allowed to use an umbrella. If you can’t hold it high enough not to hit someone in the face, you don’t deserve the privilege of using one.

That’s one ugly looking man. As a fellow ugly looking man I am a bit jealous of the moustache.

Lots of middle fingers and they all had beer. Not sure what you were watching.

I’ve got to say, I’m quite enjoying the Jezebel writers. When they’re not writing about bullshit, they’re actually quite good and readable. Kudos.

Grossness as a grounds for food dismissal is mystifying. The things we eat often have unexpected, unfamiliar origins, so unless you’re loyal to some general axiom (e.g., no foods that cause significant suffering to animals), maybe you shouldn’t arbitrarily rule them out one by one. So please, drink your own urine.

Nahh, fuck the police. Police don’t deserve anyone respect.