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I fucking hate Mike Dean.

Even YouTube doesn’t want me to watch cricket.

Spotlight is terrible as an application launcher since they changed it. When I hit command+space and start typing I want it to pick the program I want to open. I don’t want it to do a google search for the term. I don’t want a wikipedia search.

Aren’t those two at the top of the post Megabyte’s henchemen?

Because since there are no women you must sex men and lol sexing men is gay.

Maybe, just maybe, Kane isn’t a rapist.

Honestly surprised it wasn’t Mike Dean. Fuck Mike Dean.

This column is just latest argument that newspapers should die.

Why did he apologize? The worst thing that could have happened is he gets traded him to the Knicks. Too late.

True.

It’s rare you see a team made up of 100% unlikeable players.

What if someone on that plane was going to see their father was dying of cancer and the delay this kid caused the passenger to miss saying good bye to his dad?

There’s an even easier act of kindness than patience Justin. It’s common courtesy. If you can’t be in a plane if there’s a dog in it, don’t get on a plane with

Hey, you just wished for people to die because they clapped sarcastically. Is there something wrong with you? You should seek real help for your rage issues.

Wow. There is literally no better broadcasting team in the business. How can you be so wrong!?

LOL.

LOL

I didn’t read it. Someone promoted it to show up in the sports feed. Thanks for the insult. I know not being a cunt is just so hard sometimes but you can do it, I promise.

I know this isn’t your fault, but can you tell the guys on the other side of the office we’d like more sports stories please. And that if we wanted Jezebel stories, we’d read Jezebel.

It’s such a shame he won the norris that one year that Karlsson was injured. It somehow convinced people that Subban was a legit player.