As far as the Cheesecake Factory employee goes.

“Hey, everybody is dead but me, I must be immune.”

Great idea.

Wash your hands before putting on the gloves.

Tesla cars seem to run on equal parts of electricity and bullshit.

Just who does that jap think he is?

So, he had a Tokyo Breakfast moment then.

That was...

That's true.

Thanks, Nationwide.

Yes, call your bank. Contrary to what many people believe, the last thing the bank wants is your house. They’re not going to forclose if you miss one payment. But they will want to hear from you.

If this was China, you would just eat 'em.

I would add that you should wash your hands BEFORE taking the mask off in addition to afterwards. Only put clean hands in the vicinity of your face. Always.

Where's the trailers, bitches?

My fridge is growing cultures that may wind up saving humankind.

My fridge is growing cultures that may wind up saving humankind.

Auto sales are down.

That's actually pretty awesome.

What is this sorcery? Burn the witch, says I.

Gotta keep them cool, might need them for meal down the line.

Click bait gonna click bait.