“It’s nice that someone made it back.” -Laika-

He said that he told you to never call when the wife was home.

In 2017, crazy is the new sexy.

One time, at a place of employment, I went to go drop a deuce. When I opened the stall door I was confronted with the absolute most disgusting thing I have ever seen. The toilet, the floor, the wall, everything, was covered in shit. It was if someone had literally exploded in the stall. I was half expecting to see a…

It’s just like the brush fires. Folks look out their window and say, “Dude, lookit all the dead brush around my property. Maybe I should think about clearing it up, bro. Or, maybe not, it’ll be OK.”

Good, I was getting sick of hearing about it.

He’s still a tremendous sphinctor.

Just a bunch of people that look the same way, sound the same way and think the same way.

Around here, the big macho 4X4s are usually the first ones found off the side of the road during our first major snowstorm. They seem to forget about that whole “braking” thing as they forge ahead at 60mph. Of course the ground is usually still soft and they wind up axle deep in mud because, of course, 4X4.

+1 on using a Gimbal. Nothing worse than the monkey cam effect.

With the exception of Alaska, the US doesn’t have a whole lot of turf to war over in the arctic. At the rate things are going, there’ll be no ice to break up there anyway.

The US was never a “Democracy”.

I don’t worship money.

Geez, thank god it’s not October 1962, you guys would all be running around in circles. Or go back to 1956 and the Suez canal crisis. It’s been bad before. It will always be bad. Learn to live with it.

I’m a big Batman fan. But I still love Gotham.