Who needs two cruising gears?

Or anyone with a pulse.

Not bullshit, but kinda funny. I attended high school in a VERY rural town, pre-smart phone and social media days. Due to the distance between towns, it wasn’t uncommon for the bus to return from away basketball games at 2-3am. So one winter night my older brother and get off the bus after 2am after a particularly…

your mom could drive a viper for all i know

In Virginia, straight pipes are grounds for execution.

I normally just use the crosswalk timers to tell when a light is about to turn red.

Will it display when a light is about to change yellow? if so Audi has accidentally created another V2V data network that is available to all drivers - when you see an A4 punch it on a green...you know a yellow is coming. Thanks Audi!

worked for O.J.

I don’t know what the fuck that means. If you’ve got a point to make, be an adult and use your words.

I know it might come as a shock to you...

I understand the tint, I wouldn’t want to be seen driving one of those either...

Are your boobs large and generally uncovered?

People aren’t illegal, actions are. Illegal is an adjective, not a noun, unless you’re racist.

You wouldn’t put a bicycle in the trunk without partially disassembling it first. A dead hooker is no different.

I got pulled over for a dead hooker in the trunk. Which is totally BS because he couldn’t even see the dead hooker in the trunk until he opened it.

they do prevent buyers remorse and clap

Standards don’t get you laid :P

Any price that is within LeMons range is NP to me.

You want an early 00s Toyota convertible sportscar with a tape deck. Get a MR2 Spyder. You want a 00s Toyota convertible cruiser with a back seat. Get a Solara. Both will be cheaper and the MR2 will have a lot less miles. If you must get a Lexus badge or SC? Get the SC300.

Not even for $990.