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I feel like there is an Alfa Male joke to be made somewhere here...

Jalopnik Magazine does suck. (The blog is pretty good.)

Gee whizz, you must be the life of the party.

I think it was a guy filming a screen playing the security footage with his phone

Actual photo of pilot

Here’s what I took away from this article:

My favorite part of every new product announcement by BMW is how everyone already knows exactly how it is to drive and own before they’ve even seen it. Truly amazing.

Perfect for commuting on the 401 thought Toronto during rush hour.

The older Vipers show E with 12 gallons left in the tank, which get you about 6 miles.

BECAUSE HE WANTED A MANUAL

$40k to make it more responsive to the driver. Hmm.

$40k for knowing it will never get stolen.

Did you just fucking reply to yourself?

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

Oh shit just as I imagined it too.

He looks like his daily driver would be a lifted Sierra Denial 3500 dually.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Enthusiasts everywhere: GIVE US A “MODERN-CLASSIC” PORSCHE!