Dude was out of a job for like months. He obviously couldn’t maintain a complete shave at current razor prices. So whoever was supposed to tell him about Dollar Shave Club dropped the ball. And I guess that sadly means he doesn't visit Jalopnik enough. Dollar Shave Club!

I think you could have 79, 2015MY, 911 variant only Porsches, and still not have nay duplicates.

Who took a crap in your Chevy Nova?

But what if they did work for their money? I mean not this.....person, but what about others?

No.

I feel like this car was stolen for export to a collector in another country. the amount of effort that was seemingly put into stealing the car leads me to believe that they had already planned out how to offload the car as soon as possible. If they could forge the documents to make it look like the car was sold to…

I’m just here because I don’t wanna get fined.

By putting Jeremy Clarkson on it. Also Richard Hammond and James May.

I’m on it.

This guy is my new hero.

Hey man, that’s really mean :-(

I want to punch this face.

The Corvette, because it’s more practical if you want to go shopping.

Clearly the answer is Miata and $50,000 worth of upgrades.

I’d be worried about getting a bug or other debris in the eyeball

Biker was absolutely right to use the force that he did. It doesn’t matter what he did up to that point, it did not justify the aggression from the asshole in the car. Furthermore, once you lay hands on someone’s girlfriend, all bets are off. He’s lucky to get out of it as uninjured as he did, if that biker had beaten…

A story of how Mr. DeMuro found free long-term parking near the Philadelphia airport.