The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.

Hot damn. She looks better less than a year after almost dying in childbirth than I ever looked in my entire life. 

The only real piece of shit here is you. The man did more for this country than your stupid ass sitting on the couch. 

Maybe I’m dumb, but I can’t figure out what her reply was... Is it in that picture? 

Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd. 

“I sort of doubt that abortion was a key step on their path to success.”

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth:

It’s just unnecessarily nasty. Why? Why would anybody write this about anyone? Are clicks really that important? It’s gross gross gross and they should feel bad about publishing this. 

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

That’s ok. Whenever I hear “Him & I” it makes me wail about subject and object pronouns.

The percentage of pop culture stories I stumble across with names I don’t recognize at all has really started to skyrocket since I became a parent. I was never exactly on the cutting edge of pop culture even when I was a teenager, and I got fuddier and duddier as I slipped into my twenties and early thirties, but I…

I was coming here as a survivor with a similar sentiment but you stated it all so perfectly. All I can add is that I believe you, it’s not your fault, and I’m proud of you, internet stranger, for how far you’ve come. 

Surviving sexual abuse and assault is a very personal journey. People deal with it very differently. For a long time, I wanted no one to know that I had been sexually molested by my grandfather,among others, or raped by a camp counselor. As a young man, it made me feel weak and pathetic. The few people I did tell who…

Considering how survivors of sexual harassment and assault get dragged through all the victim blaming, it seems a sensible argument for someone whose career is very dependent on controlling their image.

Ugh. Enough already with the damn “this person has done a lot of good, therefore they could never have done anything wrong” letters. I can understand it’s hard to accept that a friend or idol might not be who you thought they were but keep your thoughts to yourself.

A friend of mine uses a couple of dating sites. She got banned from one of them after a dude took exception to her “no thanks.” Later, another friend of hers who also used the site reported that her profile was not only still up, but it showed that she was currently online.

(the rest of it was awarded for “disappointment and sadness”)

Angelina Jolie should hire Jennifer Garner’s PR people because that’s how you get a dig in while keeping your hands clean.