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I love the iconography of a bikini, slicked back (but not wet?) hair, goggles, and heels, perched unnaturally on the door jam of a luxury vehicle. What on earth is the message here?

The worst part isn’t the fit criticism, but the “Kate won” comment. She’s needlessly pitting women against each other.

Im sorry, but fuck her. She’s no different than any of those assholes who murder their wife and kids then turn the gun on themselves. Throwing your seven year old child out of a window is the most severe act of abuse you can commit. She was an abuser.

I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, so I’ll whisper it

Also, like, that’s Harry’s dad. He probably loves him, regardless of his parent’s divorce. I know they’re royals and stiff upper lip and all that, but there’s solid evidence that Charles was a caring father in private.

Seems like higher kid counts are making a comeback. A few of my friends have 4-5 kids and another just had her 6th. Meanwhile, I’ve got a pro/con list going about getting another puppy, bringing my fur baby count to 2 if the pro column wins out.

The way I see it, you’re hurtling through the air at high altitude with at least dozens of other people in a pressurized metal tube partially filled with jet fuel. In a country that not an insignificant number of people would like to see burned to the ground. I’d rather they make things a little inconvenient for us

Does anyone in their right mind read Samantha’s side of things and think, “Oh, that poor woman! Meghan has been so unkind!”? What a shameless, short-sighted, embarrassment. Every quote is another hash mark in the “No Wonder” column.

SAMANTHA MARKLE I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

And you just know he’s gonna auction it off.

It’s really such a dick move to keep someone’s dead dad’s guitar, I honestly can’t believe it.

Are...there people whose thighs don’t rub when they walk?

At my previous job there was a guy who took his wife’s name. He said he grew up in a foster family that he never really felt a part of and his wife’s family was always welcoming. I thought it was a sweet, meaningful gesture but boy-oh-boy did he get crap for it from other people. On the other side, my mom kept her

I am a progressive fully in support of taxing the rich to fund a stronger social safety net. I’m also a Seattle native.

It’s a mischaracterization to paint Amazon as the sole big bad here. The original proposal was so myopic that the mind reels at the thought it was likely to pass in the first place. Amazon is shitty for countless reasons and they (often frustratingly) prefer to do things “their” way, but they alone didn’t create this

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

I don’t know why everyone is fixating on the Hitler part. That’s just basic crazy stuff. Her vivid texts about bathing in his blood, scalping him and wearing his fascia were the the key points of her treatises.

“Police discovered a large butcher knife in the passenger’s seat of her car, at which point she was taken into custody and charged with trespassing.”

To the man’s house who does...

What a fool.