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Meghan Trainor isn’t an actual teenager who somehow escaped church choir?

I would like Paris to go back to being not news worthy. No hate, I just find her so boring.

Oh, some people can pull off big rocks - but only really good ones. See La Liz (of course Paris Hilton’s ring ain’t the Taylor Burton or Krupp stones seen below):

It looks like those plastic gag rings women wear for bachelorette parties.

I have a vegan in-law and when she comes over I cook vegan for everyone, because not to do so seems assholish. But a) I’m not Italian and b) secretly I’m not thrilled about it—she says “don’t go to extra trouble, I can eat anything, as long as it’s vegan,” but that means if I don’t cudgel my brains to come up with a

I think she’s great. But I do find some vegans insufferable - the ones who need to talk about it all the time.  

Really? I looked at that pic and asked, “Him?”

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced

Fun fact! Not only is the demand for diamonds a marketing invention, but diamonds aren’t actually that rare. Only by carefully restricting the supply has De Beers kept the price of a diamond high.

Yup. I’m from Oklahoma which has the second largest Native American population after California, and none of them live on reservations. Granted we haven’t had reservations here since before we were granted statehood in 1907, which isn’t the case for some other southwestern states, but the idea that every full blooded

^^ THIS ^^

I...don’t get the outrage. Are we working on the assumption that every song performed by a singer is an autobiographical claim? Because that’s...just stupid. Cher didn’t write that song, anyway, ffs.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

I believe the tone of the article is that “Tony” is a “John” and the “first date” was a “girlfriend experience” gone horribly, horribly awry.

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

Why are men so desperate to disappoint two women at the same time?

I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!

There’s a lot more going on with his suicide than just him being exposed as a rapist. I say this because there is going to be an avalanche of blame (and harassment and worse) directed at his victim. Before he blessedly relieved the Earth of his presence, a local public radio station was publishing an ongoing

That is one of the most beautiful children I’ve ever seen.