This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Are you trying to accuse me, Mrs. Robinson?

Interesting idea. Since we basically print money (I work for Disney), I could see this actually being conceivable.

took me a second to get, but when I did get it, I was pleased.

I’m going to make an offer you can’t refuse.

“we politely asked to deplane refused “

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Unless your FedEx and your system is OPTIMIZED for right turns!

Man, you hit it on the head. It’s manufactured, out of context horse shit.

Every comment on the Gawker site was deleted also.

Teslas also will not allow you to drive away while still connected to a charger.

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My understanding was it was a 10 episode series. I hope it stays that way.

Yeah I thought it was a limited series as well. I loved the show but I’m not sure I want a season 2. Part of me thinks I would appreciate it less if I know that it is going to be dragged on.

I thought he died too, but the show is unusual enough that maybe he didn’t die, or even if he did, that doesn’t mean he can’t come back next season. Or that they wouldn’t continue without him. I basically just don’t know!

I don’t believe Jude Law has been confirmed for season 2, so that finale allows them to go either way, depending on if he wants back in or not.

The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I’ve had it with these mother-frunking snakes on this mother-frunking Tesla!

I can’t believe they actually thought they were going to get their registration fees and tax covered, as well, but maybe they are that “naive.”

That would be hilarious. Sincerely. I don’t know what mechanism you have to submit skit ideas to SNL, but even a short 2-minute straight skit like this would be wonderful.