He already did. It was at the end of History of the World, Part 1

Agreed.

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

No doubt directly inspired from that 911 call.

Really? Everyone owned slaves 100 years ago? 1916? Half a century after the Emancipation Proclamation and the Civil War?

So you approve of the national anthem. Including this verse, reminding slaves that the British, who offered freedom to turn against the yanks, couldn’t save them:

“Finding it too much work to order all those Dash Buttons? Introducing the Dash Button Dash Button! One press and all Amazon Dash Buttons will be on your doorstep in two business days!”

“Finding it too much work to order all those Dash Buttons? Introducing the Dash Button Dash Button! One press and…

To be fair, like Evolution, Hitler probably wasn’t in her textbook when she was a kid.

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

There seems to be a force field around your star. Believe me, I tried to move my cursor to star you, but the gross is strong in this one.

The uniform colors are sort of close, so it’s not quite as scary as it would have been if they were playing the Gators or something, right?

are you talking about the canadian?

So in summary :

I came here for that joke and was not disappointed.

Yeah, that’s what I got as well - and that was probably the best twenty bucks I spent on computer/video hardware, like, ever. The Firestick works MUCH better than the Amazon “app” (from Yahoo of all places (!?)) that is installed on my Vizio TV. I certainly would recommend it to those with no alternative way to see…

Yeah, that’s what I got as well - and that was probably the best twenty bucks I spent on computer/video hardware,…

meotional distress

Only the saddest degenerates would waste a Sunday watching the Houston Texans

‘Only the saddest degenerates would waste a Sunday morning this October watching a Bills-Jaguars game emanating from London’

And she still didn’t see this coming.