Just got off the phone with Chase. Actually, a different rep called me back almost instantly, to confirm, and ask for details on how Sinemia worked (or didn’t)... he said they were getting a lot of these calls. I got a pro-rated refund, but had to fight for including the $14.99 physical card I had to get because…

She’s working on her next book.

They like it when it’s about Notre Dame.

If you’re going to fucking swear, do it right.

Well... I don’t disagree with this comment:

Yeah, Holmes is probably just thrilled that Jennifer Lawrence is playing her. It’d be like if Manafort was played by Brad Pitt. Or Trump by Alec Baldwin (okay a younger Alec Baldwin)

Did Samuel L. Jackson give up on his Motherfuckin’ plane?

“he was able to make his record-breaking sum a number that looked like his daughter’s birthday (11/09/14).”

I just found and killed eight 2-foot snakes in my yard. So I’m saying I killed 16 feet of snakes. But seriously, I found a bunch of garden snakes on top of each other, and more coming out of a hole in a sewer cover. Should I be worried?

“starring Zachary Levi as young Billy Batson”

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To me, this was the part of the Access Hollywood tape that should’ve done him in. We knew he was a womanizer (unwanted at that) but he spoke ill of Gerald Ford on that tape, as he was exiting the bus.

We’ve had several in this range...

I was hoping it was due to “insufficient evidence” and related to the size of his penis.

In a strange twist, Mr. Potato Head will be making disparaging comments about Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra throughout Toy Story 4.

So I guess “Liam Neesons” shouldn’t sit by the phone waiting for Peele to call...

Surveillance Footage

The one undeniable fact in this case is... If I looked like that, I wouldn’t own a shirt either.

“we’ll continue to showcase and celebrate women’s footy.”

Or... “I’m not qualified to talk about that.”