Somebody needs to tell Drew / Getty.

The problem is, she was almost giddy about it. “We’re gonna put a lot of you out of [work]!”

There must be an actual female rower who did not get in to USC. THAT person has a good case. But since it might be hard to find her, or she may not wish for the publicity, a class action suit for all unaccepted students to each school is the next best thing.

The real question is, when they make the Hallmark movie about this scandal (and they will) ... who will play Lori Laughlin?

Sheez. Does Marilyn Manson write for Westworld?

“All affirmative action does is level the playing field so everyone has a shot.”

“the most diverse cast makeup ever assembled for a Disney live-action production.”

“Winning” would be to not make inflammatory statements in the first place, and use her position to influence change. She’s already under a spotlight being one of two Muslim congresswomen, and she got the rules changed to allow her covering, which is good. But she uses her platform to blame others for having an…

So, in an article defending a woman with a hyphenated name, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, you make fun of a different woman for having a pair of last names, Omarosa Manigault Newman.

We were just trying to see if it was one of those new folding phones.

Not to mention Cookie.

bored STIFF,  amiright?

And final step... make sure it doesn’t look like a swastika.

they need to include Kristen Chenoweth and Idina Menzel, perhaps as their counterparts’ mothers. Maybe John Travolta as the Wizard?

that was my thought, too!

that was my thought, too!

THE LIST

probalby

#corrections

#corrections

What business would the FORMER CEO of Starbuck have to “give up” anyway?