1) Wonder Woman 2 shouldn’t need “financing”... it’s money in the bank. Warner Brothers doesn’t need help.

Plus Korg only got the part because he slept with the director.

I’ve had 6 million downloads of my AutoRingtone app... (mostly free) It lets you create TALKING Caller ID ringtones that say whatever you type. So there’s demand, but for creative ringtones.

license plate is too low

I would be the fabric retailer.

I’m beginning to think that Mr. Weinstein has a leak. It’s at the end of his penis and, he just can’t help it. Poor Harvey. /s

I have a friend whose family owns an NFL team. We had a long discussion about my proposal... get rid of punting, field goal and extra point attempts. You save a roster spot, maybe two, assuming someone on the team can do place kicking for the beginning of a half. Why? It gives you four downs, every time, to make 10…

No mention of The Cobbler, also with Dustin Hoffman?

At least, as a formal NFL player, he had the option of beating the guy up.

The Greek Tragedy is that his Achilles Heel was he didn’t have a Trojan on.

“Košice Peace Marathon”

Asked why he didn’t notice, he replied “Numb nuts.”

ironic, cuz the Colonel kinda looks like the Free Parking symbol

Strong to the finish, but no happy ending.

I’d like to see the emphasis on makeup itself end.

“to harass one of your most recognizable fans.”

That’s a Little harsh.

The police have put their best man on the job... No Shit Sherlock.

Off to the Pennytentiary