Result: The Crying Child Cal Uses to Get onto a Lifeboat

I am pleased with this result of mine after taking it again.

I think it’s the best possible person to be - not an asshole, not at fault, gets drunk, survives. Probably gets hired on the spot wherever he applies, or starts his own restaurant that’s immediately successful, because whoa did you hear this guy survived the Titanic?? Goes on to tell the most epic story of all time to…

No, this is wrong. I am the car in which all the sex was had. I know this to be true.

Oh hell yes.

Yasssss, so here for this.

Anne is going ot be a villain.

• Sandra Bullock: The Clooney

I'm going to tell my son about this and be the best mom for a day or two.

While we’re here, looking at action stills and beautiful thighs, haaaave we talked about Olympic Divers Photoshopped onto Toilets yet? It’s terrible. Awful. Humans are the worst. (But also I love it so much)

My ‘would’ ranking for every man in this post is “yes”

me if i ever see these thighs in real life

Is Kurt Russell known for being hard to work with? I hadn't heard anything about that. I hope it isn't him, because as Dana Delany said