Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic…

Maybe I’m showing my youth with this, but I will always love naked mole rats because of Kim Possible. Rufus was a cute little fucker.

I hated Jess the most. All he wanted was the chase and not an actual relationship. He was always such an ass and not at all willing to do anything which was of interest to her.

I’m sure they’ll work it out. It sounds like a miscommunication.

“The Californians!”

Dean watched as Sam clicked quickly through the website. Watching as the screen struggled to load.

Crab Shack did it. It’s how they could afford to run such a special deal. But they’ll try to blame Mailkimp, because of bad family blood.

Yeah I’d much rather hear from him about how evil feminists are ruining this country for everyone else... Oh wait I already read those comments from 90% of the men I know. That just comes off as mean to me because damned if they support you and damned if they don’t. Why are we judging others for supporting something…

That is why the Happy Endings crew continue to be my imaginary friend group.

Seriously, Kit Harington is pocket-size.

this can’t be a real opinion?

Amazeballs! You look like Ally Sheedy after her makeover in The Breakfast Club!

In New Yoooooooooooork....

When I finally left Starbucks, I emptied the hopper of caffeinated beans and filled it all to the brim with Decaf. I also set all the beepers for the morning shift (asshole manager) and hid them around the shop.

Christopher Meloni in They Came Together is everything.

I gave my husband kittens twice last week ifyaknowhattamean

I dressed up at Bristol Palin for Halloween in 2008, and being fake pregnant at bars was my favorite part. I ordered a White Russian and told everyone that the vodka and kahlua were for me, but the milk was for the baby.

“Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love your voice.”