My friend from college had a friend with acres of farmland but no farm and at least 5 barns on their property. I went to one barn burning in the time that I knew him. They also shot arrows at Osama bin Laden. This was in 2010 by the way. And we were in upstate New York. For a Kentucky derby party where you could see…

That booty like two planets.

Kara should do a story on the polish Olympic runner who got butt hurt over losing to 3 Africans. I don’t think you can top Kid Fury saying “you weren’t even the first person to lose” but I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.

Willow’s new album is amazing. Wait a minute is my fucking jam. She’s got this really cool Erykah Badu vibe with her music and I am here for it. Jaden modeled for Louis Vuitton and is currently in The Get Down, which is pretty great if you’re into that sort of thing.

The first show I’m professionally costume designing has finally been cast so I can begin working on costumes. Other big news is that it is getting toured around the city next spring and the company that I’m working for is in talks with Philly to get it toured there too. So I’m super happy about this opportunity and…

That Amanda Bynes tweet just made my day!!! I have irrational amounts of love for her and I'm so glad she's doing great!!!!

Wegmans is the best thing ever and I’m so happy we’re getting one in Brooklyn. I will be making the 1 1/2 trek to get to it.

My roommate and I made a fireplace out of construction paper for the wall of our common room. We hung construction paper stockings for the suitemates during xmas. And we made sure to always have dance space in our tiny room for our random 3am dance breaks. And one time, I came back from class and she had put our beds…

I, for real, lurve the Smith kids. Been jamming to Willows album at work.

Let me tell you, as someone who sews and makes patterns, pants are the fucking worst. But sewing is a good skill to have. I knew a really tiny guy in college and he learned only so he could take his clothes in hisself.

Where is the person who interprets dreams cause I had a doozy of a dream a couple of nights ago and have been waiting for this.

Currently temping at a very boring company. It’s my first assignment so I’m pretty lucky that I got it but dear god, is it boring. It’s sciencey stuff, which I’m not interested in at all, so it’s mostly me trying to keep awake. No one talks to me except my bosses and that’s to give me work. I’m okay with it cause I…

Not a fan of his voice. Its very generic and in the interview he said “whattt up?” and I just want wanted him to shut the fuck up forever and ever after that.

I’ve only ever read what he has said, I have never actually heard his voice. Now I’m curious.

Diplo, most definitely would as long as he doesn’t speak.

Tender butted weirdos, fucking love it.

What happened to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness? 2 for 1 drink specials is the embodiment of those principles.

I knew about bars closing at 2am but y'all don't have happy hour?

Jon snow can’t wink! But still so hot nevertheless.

Uhh. We have one in my office and I’m new enough that I feel weird wanting to say “I’m gonna run to Starbucks” so I have to drink that trash.