I can’t be the only one who calls friends and family members out on their stupidity when out dining. Like, I get it, you don’t want to be mean; but I’ve straight up told friends to get their shit together when they are trying to order something simple at Starbucks. Mainly cause I work at a Starbucks and I hate people…

I am currently 2 weeks away from my dream vacation to Europe but am freaking out that I will forget something important. Besides the obvious (passport, tickets, camera, clothing, and toiletries,) what else should I pack?

I cry for about two weeks after I reread Mockingjay. At night, in the shower, at work, on the train. My mind will float to the end and I bawl like a baby.

I did Yoko’s thing once. Except replace bag of peas with small bottle of glitter. And I went to pretty much every house party in my small college town. And I was dressed like Ke$ha.

Light off: occupied.

I like to use the c word sparingly. That way when I call someone a see you next Tuesday, they know I mean it.

Saw it in London with Ramsey Bolton, so I have his autograph somewhere under my bed. And the touring show, so I have a pic with Craig Manning who was playing Melchior. Jealous that you got to see John Gallagher Jr. though. He is so dreamy.

I would love to take this class. Not because I’m a huge Beyoncé fan but because I’ve been having a hard time reconciling pop stars who say they are feminists but don’t act like the type of feminism I’m accustomed to. I find it hard to tell the difference between people who are empowered by their sexuality and those…

Can't wait for It to pop up on Netflix. Every damn episode left me in tears.

I rarely shop at WF, only when I want some wine or when my grandma was visiting and she has celiacs and the local C-Town doesn’t have a gluten free section . Would rather spend my dollars at Fairway, but you best believe when Wegmans opens in Brooklyn, I will be making those treks out there!!!

Just got back from work where I had to deal with one person calling out on the shift they switched in to. I got yelled at by a couple of french tourists because they didn’t like my attitude. Had to deal with some asshole who wasn’t happy that none of us ladies smiled at him. The shit I have to deal with at the Bux is…

The intranets says Mario Lopez is 5’10 and I’ve met him, he is definitely about 5’8 tops. Jon Snow is probably about 5’6 and I don’t care. We’ll be regular sized Rudys together.

As a barista I can't tell you the number of times people have come with these groupon deals printed out and they don't work. Either the person forgot to do something essential or groupon is buying one card and selling it multiple times.

As a barista I can't tell you the number of times people have come with these groupon deals printed out and they…

Even better: Iced Chai Latte with 2 pumps of coconut syrup. Tastes like summer in a cup. But coconut comes out next month, so I will have to wait a bit longer.

First off, I went to an arts highschool okay. The green came from putting a black hair rinse on top of blonde hair. Cringiest part: the fake rose the photogs make you cradle and stare lovingly at.

Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown

“I was just moving you guys”

Worst choice: Inception. I kept falling asleep but having dreams about the movie and then when I'd wake up I was confused because I kept thinking I was missing layers of the dreams.

I would love to receive flowers but please, gents learn what type ladies like. Roses aren’t for everyone. I, personally, like Daisies. Or candy! Gummy candy is always a good thing. Or coffee! Or alcohol. Or..when I was in college my friends and I would make boozequets for people. We’d buy mini bottles of booze and…

Isn’t that what Oleanna’s about?