See the problem with this move is that every time you dig a hole to symbolically bury your 4 - 12 season you're gonna find the bones of some poor chump who couldn't pay his bookie on time. The desert is littered with them.

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

Fall O’Neill

Twitter would be a waste of Spree’s time anyway. 825 followers wouldn’t give him nearly enough eggs to feed his family.

Fuck sticking around at a club known for giving young talent meaningful minutes. We all know the real test to see if a player is legit or not is to see if he can ball during a cold, rainy, night at the Bet365 Stadium

I don’t watch UFC, but Diaz pummeling four Las Vegas club bros is definitely something I would watch. Repeatedly.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Burger king + tex mex = diarrhea squared.

Play ball, doofus. Remember, nobody except a sociopath has any sympathy for a meathead arguing about million-dollar contracts. Plus hold out and you'll spend a year worrying about slipping at your workout and tearing your ACL, then it's NO money.

Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!

I wonder how many conservatives can’t see their own hypocrisy as they support something like this while at the same time demanding “religious freedom” laws that allow people to comply with a “sincerely held religious belief?”

If Donald Trump wants to make the city streets safer, he and Dr. Carson should stay off of them.

So he gets paid over half a million dollars to yell at young adults so they get stronger and play harder for free?

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Uruwrong.

There’s accusations out there of Orton sandbagging Lesnar (ask Hardcore Holly on what a good idea that is), but I also don’t blame him for trying to take soft bumps on suplexes considering his shoulders pop or tear at the gentlest breeze.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

At this point, I would take any new feature Hello Games threw at it, even if only because they were curious if it would stick. Right now, the game is just so...bland.

I mean, yeah, if you ignore the multitudes of other games not about winning, then sure NMS is now the game the game that finally proved that.