This is off-topic, but my mom went to Mark Sanford’s yard sale and bought two coffee table books: one about the Appalachian Trail, and the other about Argentina. She also got him to autograph them both. He either has a really self-deprecating sense of humor, or he’s a total moron. We’re still not sure which.

Whichever MLM they’re shilling for.

I thought that the translation was closer to “squeal on your pig”..?

In re: your first bullet point - Willow Smith does. A whole lot.

Just FYI, Dominica is a different island from the one she’s referencing. Punta Cana is in the Dominican Republic, which (along with Haiti) are on the island of Hispañola.

Do you mean Coco Chanel’s legacy? If so, wasn’t her legacy kind of rightfully bastardized when she decided to be a terrible homophobe and Nazi sympathizer?

That movie was a lot funnier than I thought it would be. The part when he kisses Kate Hudson and she freaks out was hilarious.

it can also be used as the lady-version of cock block

To your second question:

My mom used to take me to this restaurant where they lived that served an “Ooey Gooey”: homemade pimiento cheese, bacon, and hot pepper jelly on grilled rye. It is an amazing journey in your mouth.

Because I feel bad for raining on your Cupshe parade, here are some really cute halters from aerie! :)

because cupshe is a ripoff. I’ve been suckered three times by their cute pictures, but the quality is seriously, unacceptably atrocious. :(

*huuurp*

Get outta here with your crazy logic

THEY WERE SO CONVINCING IN THEIR ARGUMENT

As a North Carolinian, I concur. Fuck this guy.

Slightly off topic, but I can’t see that ^ without thinking of this:

There is a type of mustard that comes in a little glass mug like that, and it’s only a couple of bucks!