My gran says the farmer used to squirt the milk from the udder straight into her mouth. (Not a euphemism). She’s dead now, but not from raw milk.

Sure. “Consensus” from “scientists” the same way they consense about “global warming,” “lung cancer from cigarettes,” “gravity,” “vaccines,” and the Big Bang theory. No thanks. Rawness was good enough before Pasteur came around ruining shit and winning prizes for it. Good enough now.

“Hey, it’s just a dinner meeting with friends, right? Let’s all gather around the ol’ laptop and look at some illegally filmed lady bits. We’ll turn off all the lights and if someone’s pants just happen to come off, so be it, amirite? HAHA, it’s good to have friends.”