He and his spawn certainly RT’d more than their fair share directly from the Russian-controlled IRA, which is all clear when we #ReadTheMuellerReport

Madeleine Albright wrote a book called Read My Pins about using jewellery to deliver subtle digs and messages to world leader. It’s a really delicious read. I have one copy as a coffee table book, and a couple of extra ones as gifts to people who are worthy of it

Today in Trump World:

Kids in the Hall, an international treasure

Another day another round of “imagine if Obama did this"

Because it’s what many, many Americans do all goddamned day (five seconds spent on Twitter, Instagram, or any other “LOOK AT ME” form of social media will confirm this), and they think having a President that is just like them is a good thing.

I’ve said it many times before this: I do not want the President to be just…

No soap washes away that much shame and spray tan.

In a million years I will never understand wanting to be married to Donald Trump. 

I would watch if Terry Crews played Aunt Becky.

or he wakes up in the shower with Patrick Duffy. Inside a snowglobe.

#TeamOriginalAuntViv

I’ll give you the suggestion I had for replacing Kevin Spacey in House of Cards:

The entire Tanner Saga was all a dream and John Stamos wakes up in bed next to Bob Newhart.

Jennifer Aniston would never deign to appear on this show. At least I hope not. She seems way too smart and non-Christian for it.

For the sake of the youngs (err, used to be youngs), can we please throw an Aunt Viv call out into this mix?

Honestly I kinda want to see it where someone’s always looking for her and she really *is* out picking up some milk every time. Extra funny when it’s middle-of-the-night scenes.

He might have an American Psycho routine.

Lack of affect. He is a sociopath.

When you’re young, your face still has a lot of changing and growing to do. So if you fuck with it, it goes to battle with how it falls/grows naturally and plastic surgery. You risk looking like Ivanka or Melania or Louise Linton. There’s something always off and weird about their faces and that’s why.

This. Additionally, the botox effect. His entire face is immobilized, it’s so eerie and unnatural. The spocked brows are also a bit less common amoungst menfolk, which adds to the overall oddity of his appearance.