I never tire of sharing that Beyonce’s song “Run the World (Girls)“ has a total of 7 songwriters, and the lyrics are 80% this:

I’m sure there is record company “math” that means the producer and label still make their money. And Ariana probably makes most of her money off touring not record sales. So the others have to divvy up 1/10th of 9 cents, let’s hope that’s not their only source of income.

Mueller is ramping up to the next key stage in the investigation and resulting prosecutions again with filing that paper that Gates sentencing should be put off once again meaning he is still giving crucial info for future prosecutions. Plus Manafort’s first round of trials and sentence done and he’s gonna die in jail…

Mayo hate??? Cold roast poultry and black pepper would like a word with you.

I do too. Plus, thank jeebus she finally gave birth. I am in agreement with the feeling that she has been pregnant for 147 years. A 10 lb. baby proves the point that she was overdone. JeebusSpeed Jessica - and let hubby get his junk cut if you think you are finally done. You passed a large watermelon through your…

Trump is nothing but raging id, disconnected from any rational state of mind. McCain’s viability is utterly irrelevant here. Someone two days ago made an offhand comment about him, and Trump has to vent his spleen until something else comes along to occupy his attention. 

Apparently, 46 percent of women with silicone gel implants and 21 percent with saline implants underwent at least one re-operation within three years. It’s a wonder that a procedure was approved that is so unreliable nearly half of the people who get it need additional surgery within 3 years. Yikes.

why would you bother with the apple juice part if you’re not going to make it rhyme????? Rich people can’t even be clever in their cuteness

Not that I disagree with you but also, just maybe, we shouldn’t be letting the people WITH VESTED INTERESTS IN THE OUTCOME OF THE STUDIES BE THE ONES WHO CONDUCT THEM.

I didn’t say it was causative; I don’t even have enough information at this point to determine whether it’s correlative. However, there’s a reason why wooery and quakery is more common among women than men, and I think it has everything to do with the fact that the health sciences are paternalistic and less inclined…

I really liked Taylor’s essay :)

20% of women who get implants have to have them removed within 8-10 years. To me, that is insanely and unacceptably high for an elective procedure. No shade on anybody who is OK with those odds (it’s a personal choice), but for me, that’s not a failure rate I could live with. I would only consider it if it were…

AMI currently owns every tabloid in this breakdown 😂

On the day Michael Cohen was publically testifying in front of Congress somebody posted a lovely picture of Melania and baby Baron . Seeing the irony and feeling I am a witty bitch I pointed out that this pic was probably taken about the time Trump was banging Stormy and Karen McDougal . Oh boy did they come for me…

Saline Dion?

My first year of law school, 1998, this was a big issue. Most people dismissed the various claims being made by women. My torts professor had the class discuss what we knew about it and then proceeded to show a film with women who had implants rupture, eat through their skin, spread throughout their bodies and had…

As cruel as it may seem to the students who did not know, I agree. The punishment should serve as a deterrent. Otherwise the parents will continue this funny business in the background. Buying a library in exchange for enrollment should also be banned, but I realize capitalism is king in this country.

Unknowing or not, they should not benefit from their parents’ fraud. They’re still taking a spot from a student who actually earned it. If your parents steal a car and gift it to you, you don’t get to keep it when the theft is discovered. 

“...determined their level of culpability.”

As a doctor, I will never forgive Jenny McCarthy, ex-Dr. Andrew Wakefield, and people like this for disseminating such misinformation to the world and causing such a backwardness in the public scientific knowledge base.  May they rot in hell.