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My name is from MST3K episode 822, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, from the scene where the heroine shows up dressed as Aphrodite and Raul Julia calls her “Goddess of Transitory.” Always loved it.

Marriage just gives you more legal rights. Tax break for couples, rights to decide medical issues and inheritance rights. It’s only lame if you make it so. Have any kind of wedding you want. You don’t have to even be engaged. Just go wherever you’d like and get married without anyone else. It’s all up to you and your

Depending on your income bracket, there are tax breaks for married couples (at least there were, but I don;t know what survived Trump’s tax plan).

The feelings of others are not your responsibility. They will be assured as they see you healing.

Mine is from an old pissing contest where someone said that they pooped in a produce bag in their grandpa’s car in a parking lot like “a little animal.” I maybe haven’t ever laughed that hard. So I used to be Little Animal. Then I cleared my cookies to stop getting auto-refreshes on Jezebel and was logged out without

I was putting together a malm bed frame from Ikea when I took a Jezebel break, made my screen name, and realized I misspelled it too late. 

On the night of the 2016 election, as my understanding of our collective evolutionary status crumbled, I made my first account after reading jez for years. The deep fear and sadness for my LGBTQ2 fam led me to think on that night that the best I could do would be to use our cabin for US refugees in the quickly

Pumpkin Andy was the name of my first, bestest cat. When he passed, age 18, I didn't know what to do with his cat body, so I rolled him up in his tiger rug, stuck him in a snow bank in the yard, and a week later asked this guy in my spin class if he would take care of Andy, and he did. I loved him so much I was too

A little late (I can’t get used to the new SNS time) but CRAFT THREAD!

We had to put our dog, Doodle-Bug, down today. He was just old and sick and there was nothing we could’ve done for him. We had him for 18 years and I don’t know what I’m going to do without him. He’d been with me since I was 8 and was the first dog I ever owned.

Some better (?) news: The school and the diocese have issued a joint statement. (Cincinatti.com/The Enquirer) condemning the conduct, apologizing to Mr. Phillips, and stating

Not sure if anyone has ever done this topic b/4, but tell me the story behind your screen name and profile pic. My pic is simply a doodle (for some reason I like drawing cats even though I’m more of a dog person) and my name is from a Patton Oswalt joke about a KFC dish.

No advice but I hope it goes well at the scan tomorrow. 

So happy your kitty is doing well! 

Despite my chronic greyness, some of you know I’m trying to get pregnant, and was miserable about my painful late disappointing disappearing period this month. I’m really in need of the anonymous support of some internet denizens because TURNS OUT THAT WAS NOT A PERIOD. The “period” pain got so bad I rang my doctor

Weekly Achievement Thread! What have you done this week that you’re proud of? Let us know so that we can cheer along with you.

I’m sitting here distracting myself while editing the latest episode of my podcast, Boring Books for Bedtime, and fairly tickled pink that it recently hit some milestones in less than 3 months of running.

That would just depress the hell out of me. Little kids should shoot for the stars and have big dreams, not shilling shit online for a living.

Everyone talks about awful Instagram influencers and awful YouTube influencers, but the awful LinkedInfluencer market is extremely overlooked. You’d be shocked (not shocked) how many experts/mentors/leadership trainers there are out there when all it takes to become one is to say it in your title.