Sometimes guys with really attractive partners get a big head—If I can get X, who can’t I date/bang?

I assembled and hung a barn door from a kit by myself. It wasn’t technically difficult but it was a pain in the ass to do with only two hands. And the cat knocked it down at one point and broke a corner, but I put it against the wall so you can’t see it.

So, I have a new podcast called Boring Books for Bedtime that I just started at the end of October.It’s a soft spoken reading podcast meant to chill people out and help them relax and sleep, and it already has thousands of downloads, which is just...pretty neat, really. It’s total peanuts numbers compared to the big…

Ooooooh, firefighters are like guys who play instruments: instantly 10 points hotter.

Hi stranger friends! Hope your holidays are going alright, especially those of you with difficult families.

Um....beauty thread? (I’m in the greys so maybe not!) Why do some lipsticks look completely different colors once they’re on, compared to how they look as a solid in the tube? I bought one at Target today (it was on clearance) that I thought I might like but it turns out to be WAY too pink for me.

Never give up, never  surrender ... ohh wait

I mean, to each their own...it just seems wasteful and impractical, and lacking in the kind of sentimentality I associate with Christmas.

Came for comments about Twelfth Night/Epiphany and was not disappointed.

Nope, you’re absolutely correct.

Came here to mention the 12 days of Christmas, but for some reason I thought they started on Jan 1. Or the day after Boxing Day, or something.

It is currently the third day of Christmas.  People who think the tree should be down by the New Year are mostly celebrating Saturnalia.

One of our neighbors throws their tree out on Christmas night every year. By 8pm, there it is, forlorn in the gutter, with most of the decorations still on it. I can’t get my head around this and I’ve never spoken to these people, so I don’t feel comfortable knocking on their door and asking, “What the fuck is wrong…

You’re technically supposed to keep the tree up through Jan 6, so that it’s up for the full 12 days of Christmas.

I think somewhere along the way, it has gotten lost that December 25 is the first day of Christmas, not the last.

Though what do I know..? I’m a half Jewish atheist who eats mince pies year round.

Omg do people feel bad about taking down their tree in January?? The 12 days of Christmas aren’t even done. You barely have to feel bad about taking it down in February.

Homemade fruitcake, with good candied/dried fruit, is wonderful. People hate fruitcake because they buy horrible packaged shit (and yeah, some people don’t like a dense, spicy, boozy, cake with a lot of fruit). It’s better when most of the fruit is dried rather than candied, but some good glace cherries never hurt…

It’s not a risk if you’re too stupid or too lazy to really grasp the possible worst-case consequences of your decision.

According to google the person they’re dating is someone who looks up to Caitlyn as the inspiration to transition, so no potential hero worship issues there or anything.

It says you’re on top of the world looking down on creation.