How long until he realizes that you can’t have a capacitive touch panel without a power source? ... and if you have a power source you need a wire.

Holy crap, that is marketing GOLD! I love the redundant speech, “It has a Billet Engine. The Engine is carved from a solid block.” Well, yes, that is what billet means.

well hey there “fade out by letter” After effect template.

Cooling? Why do people keep asking about that?

Also, Mike, great work keeping a straight face.

Imma let you finish but Project Azorian was the best "billionaire finding sunken enemy vessel and recovering stuff of it" story of all time. Ok, well it was at the direction of the CIA in this case, but close enough.

Something tells me we should be hanging out.

Now thats thinking with your noodle

Once again, the only correct responses on Jalopnik are Miata and/or Chevy Small Block!

Doing God's work...

love it! I bet you surprise plenty of people who expect to dust the volvo next to them. little do they know what a sleeper you've got there

Second nomination:

Is anyone else besides me more disturbed at the shit the driver is listening to in the video?

In other words, Volvo liked it too.

First thing I thought of when I saw that profile...

Aston lost this PR battle the minute it became well known that they were having parts made in China without strict oversight. They got what they had coming.