This is the part of the annual story arc that usually precedes the “OMG it looks hopeless, guys,” followed by the “I made it” photos.

I bought a high mileage 2008 Range Rover Sport about 5 years ago. Have put about 30k miles on since then and have only had to do regular maintenance. One of the most reliable cars i’ve ever had.

Not gonna lie, I recently saw the “Rose might have AIDS” episode for the first time and I was legitimately shook.

It kinda looks like if an automobile could be a goblin shark.

Ok, Tito.

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

All I could think about during the video was that everyone involved was cool shooting this thing while it was covered in bird shit.

It’s fun to tell people who genuinely love their cars that their joy is false and unwarranted.

I’m sorry, “possible sexual assault?”

Sir, I award you one star for a well-crafted Vice Presidential burn.

Because accountants design cars now.

Kill it with non-replica Lamborghini fire.

Hi.

Hi.

Y’all gotta get some new material. 

It feels like David Tracy buying terrible jeeps and people spotting weird cars in Brooklyn are basically holding this whole thing together right now.

Because the Sport-Brake is stunning and the F-Pace is just another bubbly SUV.

It looks like it’s been in some sort of terrible head-on collision.

They need to implement a Land Rover Discovery that doesn’t suck so many balls.

Are the internal door panels made of styrofoam?

$225,000?