It’s the long-forgotten Honda Crossroad. It’s a “Honda” without any of the long-term reliability.

A friend of mine got a brand new one in high school. I was furiously jealous.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Took me forever to figure this out with my G35 coupe. My window would go down, and I had no idea why. Turns out the stuff in my pocket was pressing and holding the unlock button on my key fob.

I woke up to 4 inches of water in the passenger floorboards of my Range Rover sport due to a weird parking angle and clogged sunroof drains. When I pulled up the carpet, to my horror I noticed a thick wiring harness completely submerged.

The Ford Taurus steering wheel completely ruins it tho.

Speaking of the XT: https://www.autoblog.com/2018/02/08/forgotten-1990s-subaru-showroom-is-still-full-of-imprezas/

I was just watching an obscure Bricklin documentary last night. What a charlatan that guy was.

That’s the same camera used to get the high-speed shots seen in “Zombieland” and “Inception.” The daily rental for the body alone is astounding.

Damn you for putting the show’s theme song back in my head.

I’m the proud father of a bouncing baby Volvette. https://jalopnik.com/heres-what-to-do-if-you-cant-afford-a-2017-volvo-v90-1758700992

I’ve had the same experience with my cheap Range Rover.

The new Bronco is turning into the new Duke Nukem.

“mileage in excess of odometer mechanical limits.”

LS swapped Volvo wagon.

THE ARISTOCRATS!

Is it 3 laws Safe tho?

AY-OOOOOOOO!

I wonder if the driver is union?

Same. The older I get, the more terrible my car purchasing decisions get, because life is too short to own boring cars.