Brown, and with an LS-1.

These things are gonna look great in the salvage yards.

Jesus. Could Steve Bannon look any drunker?

No, but I expect him to be there the first time.

He couldn’t even be bothered to show up to the situation room.

I hope your affairs are in order. Clearly a funeral arrangement on wheels.

I always dug their more analog dashboards and instrumentation. And that almost-vertical tape-deck always gets me, for some reason.

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

If you need me, i’ll be ripping the stock motor out of my E46.

One of the best-sounding, slowest cars I have ever driven.

I do have the air suspension. The compressor was upgraded during one of it’s three visits to the shop. I’m telling you, it’s a goddamned miracle Rover.

I’d like to nominate the whale penis-adorned Russian-made Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition for Trump, for a multitude of reasons.

For what it’s worth, my 9 year old Range Rover Sport with 135k miles has been in the shop 3 times. New control arms, a squeaky serpentine belt (under warranty), and a new piece of rubber flushing around the wipers.

Gonna look real nice with a big bumper dent.

I hear if you’re a male over the age of 60, the new Vettes will come with a bad personalized license plate straight from the factory, saving a trip to the DMV!

Harbor Freight is great. Break a cheap tool, go buy a new one. No biggie.

That offset center console in the Durango is stunningly bad.

Sounds like he’s Shat out of luck.

Mine was pretty normal. I had (and still have) a 1955 Oldsmobile Rocket 88, which I had been working on as a project, but it’s rarity and novelty meant nothing to the throngs of preppie kids with new 4-runners and Accords.

My 7 year old son is obsessed with anything Honda Odyssey related.