check the girls for orange palms

Sooo...definitely not a Clinton, then.

No, he thinks it’s divided between people who ride the subway and people who are off the rails.

There’s a pretty short list of pro athletes who really deserve to be looked at as real heroes in the world of organized labour. To my mind Lindsay is right up there with Curt Flood on that list.

The system should just turn itself off when it hears the involuntary “Woooo!” that comes with sticking ones head out of a sunroof.

Looking forward to the “Who is the oldest person you have ever sexually assaulted?” questions at next year’s combine.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

As a local taxpayer, he’s not just an irate stepfather. He’s also an owner.

My tall goofy son. So cruel 

Roger Goodell. He’d have to suspend himself, then appeal the suspension to himself.  Then sue himself in court.

This joke was just as funny when PFTCommenter made it five hours ago.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Ok people, calm down. The 10% commission is for those full time caddies who put in countless hours of work with their professional to learn their game and know how to approach the course for said game. This guy was just a person who carried the bag and may have given some yardage and local course insight, nothing…

In light of this information that Auerbach highlighted anything short of firing this piece of shit. No, no pats on the back.

Hopson: “Ah, I see you’ve played Knifey-Spoony before!”

Is he venomous? I assume he’s venomous.

Somewhere Clinton Portishead is loving this comment!! Old Deadspin Bitches!!

Avoid this situation next time by asking her to take out her teeth.

Anthony Jeselnik is that you????

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.