Sometimes a fuse is just waiting to be lit.

I think I speak for most when fans when I say that this type of behavior should be encouraged.

Fact: Marty Foster was bullied in high school by fake-goatee-wearing drama department kids. Some wounds don’t heal.

Binghamton will do that to a man.

One day that man will coach the Browns.

He was too good. The Marlins couldn’t trade him so they had to kill him.

Douchebag singularity.

Jim Mora’s got a video tablet.

Or Jim Mora is the next Rich Kotite.

Now he knows how the football feels.

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

Jeterball bets big on finding undervalued dodgeball talent.

Tight logic.

That’s true. It would be madness to watch basketball in March.

Or you could watch basketball.

Perfect!

Dude can scoot! Gotta like that escapability.

She should have called it back to the bookies.

Nice suit. He must work the main gate.

Will somebody please tell Texas that paraplegic isn’t the same as paramilitary.