I assume this also applies to the Marlins.

Q.E.D.

It would be in Worcester, halfway between Boston and Bristol.

I want a Hot Take Hall of Fame and I want Schiano’s statue in front of it.

That’s where we differ. If I’m naked, the last thing I’m doing is wrestling with my brother.

In other news, Richie Incognito is preparing for hate speech charges to filed shortly after this year’s training camp begins, because, let’s face it, there’s too much material here and sometimes you just gotta talk shit.

Good for him. Most guys would have chosen another team.

Sure, it’s good for this kid. But what about the lawyers’ kids?

It’s all fun and games until somebody breaks a hip.

LeBron obviously sending a message that he’s going to the Celtics.

I guess they were afraid they’d get fired.

I never expected the great Tom Brady to end up with some nasty gash.

“Invading the pitch.” Heh.

Must have been cash to players. Can’t buy hookers in Storrs.

I’d prefer you apologize for the Ayn Rand + sex nightmare you have fated me.

The NCAA isn’t going to listen to any idea that isn’t better than cocaine and hookers.

All of them.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

It is startling, isn’t it.

If you look closely, you can see all the good Marlins too.