It’s about time those baby seal eating motherfuckers paid for their sins.

He’s more focused on the Junior Olympics.

Maybe Jerry Jones should stay off email.

I like my bigots seen and not heard.

“Gimme a T!”

I guess RPG’s.

4. “You got any sisters at home?”

Shoulda been you, Pete Rose.

That’s a mighty broad brush you’re painting with. Also, making a statement like this about anyone, even if he is not worthy of respect, is really distasteful.

On any given night, I’d say about half of them.

Corn in chili is just wrong.

It’s okay; she’s kosher.

So you would be a law and orders president?

Please comment more often.

We all have heroes. His might just be a lawyer. Goodell’s a lawyer.

It’s hard to show up on time when you have feet of clay.

Meanwhile, Kevin Love congratulates himself for surviving one more day in Cleveland.

I propose the Lady Jameis, as in, “That dude over there just flashed your girlfriend the Lady Jameis. Let’s kick his ass.”

Ponte Vedra shakes its head sadly at your ill-informed Daytona Beach reference.

It’s so hard to find good help these days.