We should all heed the lessons of Roethlisberger’s Grey Worm.

It’s like being divorced. You step out one little time and they empty your bank account.

Yes, yours. You have a viral cock.

We will have honest conversations by outlawing opinion. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

Yeah, well, Bret Favre was tripped up by his own dick.

Not in Tallahassee it doesn’t.

This is true. They make their money from boosters who want access to the program.

That’s right. You need a mechanic, $10,000 for repairs, and a loaner for a few weeks.

Good for you! And don’t believe the hype from Big Seatbelt either.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

I’ve been a fan of the nipple brush for years.

Here’s an off-topic question for you, Jolie. I’ve got a big wooden knife block. I’ve never cleaned out the knife slots because I have no idea how I might do that. It only holds clean dry knives but it’s a few years old and must be dirty. Any suggestions?

Ex-wives too.

With your mom picking you up?

Helluva nurple.

A professional wrestler in a high school gym in rural Kentucky is better informed than our president.

Why not?

It’s okay. They’re used to moving.

Reminds me of college.

That reminds me. How’s Jennifer Capriati doing?