Sounds like someone opened up his Americanese eyes.

Don’t play poker with hat lady.

Pre-season conditioning drills are often less about conditioning and more about shrinking the roster and “toughening up” the team.

There’s no room for butt slapping in the Dodger Way. Of course there’s plenty of room for jamming a bat up a teammate’s ass.

It was a fair trade, one brain-dead American for another.

It’s a Philadelphia thing.

On the other hand, everybody hates you.

That’s what she said.

Why does he have a Kardashian ass where his big toe should be?

Not to mention the Brazilian whacks.

If layoffs at other companies are predictive, look for long-tenured, higher contract employees to be pushed out. Hannah Storm, I love you, but I’d be nervous. They need to move younger. Look at what they did with the 6 pm SportsCenter move.

Guaranteed he isn’t. He’s profitable and growing.

Pretty sure he can get work as a world-weary cop.

It’s where the Philly hookers go to die.

Wilmington exists to make people long for Philadelphia.

Nice to see Greg Norman keeping busy.

No. You get a greater multiplier with options, assuming you know what you’re doing. In any case, this guy didn’t know what he was doing because his plan had zero chance of going undetected.

You usually have to go to Dallas to see a president’s ears fly off like that.

When told of the news, the heartbroken Garcia said, “I do not speak English.”

Actually, that MMA move is called a Sandusky choke-out.