It’s got a nice “My dog is about to sneeze” quality about it.

Also know as training to heart failure.

Looks like Cholo is quick with a blade.

Actually he said they should trade a deuce for Osweiler.

Awesome. Thanks.

Straight question, especially with the Penn State story back in the news. Can Briles and/or the school administrators be charged with anything here? I fast-forwarded through a few episodes of Law and Order: SVU so now I’m up to speed on boner pills. But my legal questions remain unanswered.

Always worth noticing with the Pats is that you should count the draft slots, not the rounds. Their natural draft picks (not the result of other trades) come last in the round so the difference between a lost second round Pats pick and a gained third Panthers pick is only eight slots.

His contract’s going to take a hit.

Make-up sets is the best.

Let’s see him do that with a 20 oz beer in his hand. USA! USA! USA!

My second guess was a UNC thesis.

The closer you examine Strahan’s record, the more you realize how suspect it is. Just like Favre’s penis.

Every night in Florida, Walmart puts dead animals in its carts to deter theft.

I wonder what Butera did with his other two wishes.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

Douche or no douche: a GM swagged out in team gear in public in two different photos.

Get back to work, Phil.

We’re not in Texas anymore.

Are you sure he wasn’t traded to the Browns?

It’s not surprising. Most people don’t show up at Heat games until the second quarter.