Wobbly. Fat. Tits out in public. Pretty sure I dated her.

Scientists, however, still haven’t figured out how to get their dick in a hole.

Does he still like turtles?

It’s hard to keep teenagers away from drive-through restaurants.

“Can you hear me now? Dammit, still not tight enough!”

You know what else is a crime? Those red sneakers.

The Swiss Air Force gets its first kill.

Outlaw elevators!

Looks more like Edelman.

Accelerate into a wet downhill s-turn.

Compromising position? Now we know who Trump was pissing on.

Aengus Meldon is the first Irishman ever to be tripped up by a trouser snake.

No. He’s rolling his wrists on the follow-through. The clubface is perpendicular to the ground.

How do we get him to focus on the “Talk softly” part?

The judge denied his request to be sent to juvie.

Listen to Dolan; he knows all about substance abuse.

It means if you tie the game, you have to start choking your chicken immediately.

This one will hurt. Juluke held the keys for LSU recruiting. Somebody else took care of the insurance.

You try living in Arizona sober.

No, Sark. It’s Matty Ice who is there every day.