Soccer balls don’t count!

Know your audience.

“You’re not supposed to hit them?”

Word is that she was in her Mist uniform when she stabbed him.

Supreme court justices too.

The ump almost missed it but then he moved his dick in the way just in time.

They fired just one coach? I thought they’d go for two.

Maybe that day he was really civic-minded.

That’s actually the Panthers’ new mascot Spike.

I love a joke as much as the next guy but I think it’s in bad taste for the Giant-Alpecin spokesman to say that the riders are in stable condition.

As if one flush works for Zdeno Chara.

Katie is awesome.

And one says to the other, “I’d rather find a bartender with spirits.”

Your religion would be even better if the sex was great.

After a long wedding, the only thing you should be getting is a bridesmaid.

Girls too.

He’ll never get there. Shanahan will run him off the road.

Blair Walsh ran over my dog.

At least Peyton stuck his neck out during the interview.

Jets fans find it easier to bring crabs to the ballpark.