Is that how kids in Brooklyn dress these days?

At Louisville he would have been sent to bed without his hooker.

That’s a panda.

Never forget the ham.

Put the pud back in your mouth and stop typing.

Be careful, Miko. You don’t want to get Lauren Tannehill mad.

Mrs. Manning also denied any involvement.

Interesting that he doesn’t deny poisoning Andrew Luck.

Well, he was hoping to get fucked.

Plus, jet fuel.

Plus, jet fuel.

Thelonius Plunk.

I believe it. J.J.’s the kind of guy who chops his own wood.

“So doing coke off an underaged hooker’s tits isn’t good enough?”

That’s Johnny Manziel’s agent.

For another hundred bucks, you can get a Roomba that sucks up dog shit.

The ref five feet away didn’t even see it. Ball-watching is a rookie referee mistake.

That catch wouldn’t have been possible without the Navy football team defending our freedom.

Jeremy Lin probably should just let go of his Knicks moment.

How much did you lose?

Nice try, Harbaugh.