This sounds pretty nice, actually. My wife and I are thinking about moving to the Amaxon, just to take advantage of some of these deals. Do they sell books?

Huh?

You couldn’t see these guys’ penises with a microscope.

Even this will not get you laid, loser.

Good summary, you should have your own show.

He was like the Gawker of robots — hurting, brainless, attention for attention sake, and ugly.

Yeah, I remember.

Hey, at least you can get Gawker, though!

No worries, its just Deadspin.

He’s definitely birofricative, that I know.

Though this does little for your likeability either.

I, uh, smell Pulitzer!

All this would not have happened if Chrissie Hynde had happened to be around at the time, but I think she was in Ohio.

Griffin has blocked all the doors with Sorentos, I hear.

Eh, I don’t think this would have happened when she was Allen.

Meanwhile, the Brewers game is going as planned at The Miller Park. The Fenway Park is dark tonight.

Cool that a game this big was the highest scoring soccer game ever.

A meat thermometer should help a lot. I’m old, and I can’t really deal with all the fancy, bluetooth connected ones. But a regular meat thermometer works just great, when you get to 200 degrees, you are done. Don’t get discouraged when the temp is 170 for like four hours, if you wsit it out, you’ll taste the magic.

You are correct, I was there Monday (margarita Monday!), and it was the best day of the year so far. (Actually, BQ in Scottsdale, but YES!)

Frankly, this makes all of us look a little silly.