I’d think people that watch the crap on Bravo, and probably some of the other channels, might not even notice a difference — still mostly whining little bitches, and no real plot development.

It’s a smaller world than we realize, I figure it’s 50-50 that she hears about this amazing post!

Great story, thanks!

When I read stuff like this, I inevitably wonder why the harassee doesn’t say, fuck you assholes.

Why do you think fruit flies have a short attention span, and sorry about your counter space Miss Condescension Pants.

This is like when Matin Lawrence fought Tommy Hearns!

This is huge, keep us a breast.

Dude, let the police handle it!

Well, most people that go to O’s games live closer to DC anyway. None of them live IN Baltimore.

It’s not really a controversy, I’ve been listening to the radio all day in D C and I’m watching the game now and it hasn’t even been mentioned. Deadspin, though — cut and paste some quotes, call it a controversy, go back to watching tv.

I’d have an easier time getting outraged about this if it were presented in a way that made the slightest bit of fucking sense. But — Oh Gawker.

Don’t let the facts get in the way, this guy knows everything.

Eh, we all know this. But this is Deadspin, where white guys get indignant about stuff they really don’t care about, so IMG gets canonized.

Great story, thanks!

Wow, what a clever way to start this post. The “he is black” part is SO bold, it reminds me of the first time I came across thst style, I think it was a junior high newspaper. You really nailed it.

This is huge, more details please! Stuff like this is what makes Deadspin great.

I would have thought that Moose would have defended the coach from Reggie, that dick.

Great story, nice reporting on the prom angle. It was confusing to you then, and it’s confusing to you now, right?

Haisley is some type of foreigner and has the brain of a flea, he wouldn’t be expected to figure that out.

Great story, shit pole!