Fuck you, asshole.

He gets public and pubic mixed up.

That's because it's a rural area, fucktard. They have them in every state.

Little Billy is no longer with Deadspin because a) he sucks, b) the response was not really from Clayton and c) he really sucks.

His favorite team is himself.

Exactly. The recall of his short time spent with women clouds his geography.

Poor you.

It's mo PG County, evidently.

Funniest post ever!

This was that really long boring stupid post the point of which was that at one point you had a woman roommate who actually let you hang out with her female friends which is about as good as it's going to get for edgey li'l Billy. Right? Cheer up, the odds that you'll meet another girl at some point in your life is…

All you all seem like dicks. And, cool you had a girl roommate.

Um, the chances of The Post giving Reid his job back are zero, Dave probably knows this. I also think that the chance that Snyder didn't know about this until yesterday is the same, that's crazy for about a million reasons.

This is a fine piece of work.

Brian Williams once told me this story. We were hot air ballooning at the time

I thought it did.

I can!

Well, most students at community colleges are commuters, which would explain your anecdotal experience.