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Kate Upton saying “I’m an actress” since she’s been in some movies is like saying “I’m a pilot”, because you rode in a plane a few times.

It was pain grille, not toast, Chef.

If the purpose of the day is to show the impact of women in the workforce, I still think staying home (even if it means your kid stays home too) is worth it. Not that you need to be reminded, but if a school day is disrupted it proves the entire point-- You (the general you) depend on women to do their jobs so you can

Hey, here’s a wild idea: no more state sanctioned murder.

Exactly what I thought of too. This chick has contributed nothing to no one and has no discernible value or talent and should shut the fuck up.

“....because she’s an actress.”

Kate Upton is another example of mediocrity but its cool cause she’s blonde and has nice boobs.

Christie Brinkley? I think you’re confusing her with Gayle Gergich

I won’t ever forgive her or Verlander for their classless little fits they threw over kneeling NFL athletes when that was a thing. I do not doubt for a minute that Kate acted the way they reporter her to have. Kate’s uncle is a long-time Republican Congressman up here in Michigan, and the family is from the Whirlpool

Somewhere, there’s a painting of her getting prettier.

She was scary in “Poltergeist 2".

I’ll start enjoying it when something of actual consequence happens to her.

She is a wretched person. She deserves to be utter annihilated in full public view.

Nazi Barbie needs to go down in flames like the Hindenburg.

Conway’s yearbook photo.

Am I a bad person for enjoying this recent turn of events for Kellyanne as much as I am right now? It seriously brightened my Tuesday.