I don’t know who Elle King is (why yes, I am old!), but I think I love her. That is hilarious.

This picture is scary, it’s like they airbrushed her nose away and only left her with 2 little holes

Ed Sheeran, he’s like the Charlie Brown of rock with his hobbity look and his tiny man cut down guitar. He should get a dog and name it Snoopy and hang out at a dog park playing sad songs on his itty bitty axe. Maybe some sad cat ladies will be there with their penance dogs and give him a go.

He’s not smart enough to be a spy but he is certainly an asset, blathering whatever state secrets to whoever he thinks will be interested enough and thus start treating him like he’s important. He’s such a piece of shit.

I have a told my husband countless times since Trump took office that I really and truly believe that something, somewhere, will break dramatically before 2017 is over. Something irreversible and huge- nuclear war, Trump being removed from office, assassination, SOMETHING. I don’t know if it will be a release valve…

I find it interesting that he helped finance Mad Max Fury Road and his new boss sure does remind me of one it’s central characters. However to be fair to Immortan he could at least drive a car.

Yes, of course. This is exactly like The Producers.

What’s funny about someone with million of followers, exploiting poor workers, to make a statement that is specific to a group, who have been killed in mass numbers in the past for being who they are?

The USA dumped a shart this year.

Fan fiction writers generally prefer to write about attractive people.

“a story of forbidden love in Nazi Germany.”

Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

You mean to tell me Manning’s fellow prisoners showed more humanity, more empathy than Trump’s goons could ever muster?

I hope she pens a best seller, and gets a movie option, and walks away from all this with enough money for her therapy and a comfortable life after.

or there will be cold hell to pay, America.

Aw man, poor Justin. If you know him like Canada does, you can see how fake all these smiles are today. This is not his genuine happy face. What a shitty day for him, having to gladhand all these douchebags for the sake of the nation.

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

Something about dudes who use the objectification of women’s bodies to make themselves rich just pisses me off.

I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!

I just read all that with this expression on my face...