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In addition to being massively stupid, Trump seems like the sort of guy who would literally forget that busboys and other service staff are actual people with eyes/ears/comprehension. He probably regarded most people there as furniture.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up pills.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

I know it’s weird...but I really want to see Titus’s baby pictures. Mainly because I KNOW he was the most adorable kiddo on earth.

You can keep the vibes. I’ll take the Charlotte Olympia flats.

I’ll be over here, having the finest paint thinner.

Well, he knows that if he follows the dashed line to the X, he’ll find the gold!

T_T

Oh, happy day! Yep! Everything’s just tits.

It’s “champing” at the bit.

this new reboot of the west wing sucks

I love that someone yelled “you got this”. There was some serious support going on in that room.

If this had been a Taylor Swift or someone else who does indeed make everything about themselves, then I would kind of understand that perspective. But it was Adele, who isn’t particularly an attention whore, and would probably be quite happy to sincerely tell the whole world to go fuck themselves. So more likely she

Nevertheless, she persisted.

There was such a motherly look from JLo after of “you did great it’s okay!” That I loved

So not comprehending an article, then making a comment about how stupid the person the *article* is about for not understanding something and being called out on it and responding with attitude is all totally ok and cool and good?

So basically you have two accounts to attack the people that call you out on your douche attitude by calling them a douche? That is the only way this makes sense.

That is true. Doesn’t apply to this story, but that is a true statement. Another true statement: people that comment without carefully reading the article look like idiots.

Remember when you used to be amusing? Pepperidge Farm does.

Okay bye.