I don’t think Kellyanne Conway experiences the same emotions as normal people. She’s certainly proved herself completely incapable of experiencing shame.

where else are you gonna buy your K’s?

All this.

Poor Kellyanne. Trying so hard to be the perfect employee, only to get reprimanded by the boss’s daughter. Man, that’s gotta sting, huh? Makes a person think about how ungrateful that whole family is, amirite? The dirt Kellyanne could dish...like in a book, say. IF she was that kind of person. Which she’s obviously…

With all of these retailers bailing on her you so know The Donald is going to pull a Say Anything below her bedroom window at The White House; his diminutive hands hoisting a boom box above his head that’s playing Father Figure by George Michael.

At least she still has QVC.

Awesome. One of the few places his white trash cousin fucking supporters could afford, but even Kmart is all “NOPE”. Fuck this entire family. I want their name to be fucking toxic for generations. Kushner too.

This is really interesting, because corporations are not moral actors. I’ve been paying attention to commercials (sociology major, can’t help it), and I’ve noticed that advertisers are still using same-sex and interracial couple and families and gender bending in their commercials. That’s really significant to me, it…

Not even a little bit. That first tweet about how mean Nordstrom was for dropping her line didn’t come from Daddy’s phone, it came from her. She’s the one driving this whining. She’s Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. (Her father is also Veruca Salt, in a weird twist.)

Yes, Birkenstocks are ugly. If one of these layabout heiresses would like to design a cute pair of shoes that gets me through my half marathon training (off hours obv) without raging plantar fasciitis, I’m on board. Until then, shut it dudes.

I love that Death was brought in solely to high-five Putin. That’s pointed commentary.

I thought it was hilarious. There is no reason we should hold back on Kellyanne Conway and the controversy over this one is weird.

Also not at all baffling because Kate McKinnon is a treasure and supremely talented and can play any part. The fact that it would piss of 45 even more is just icing on the cake.

This was scary bordering on not even trying to be funny because it’s all genuinely terrifying but I did laugh. Because fuck Kellyanne Conway. And her bones clicking back into place like the demon she is was excellent.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

As long as you feel the same about the 8 year old girl killed in the fuckup Yemen raid. Wouldn’t want to be hypocritical now would you?

Yeah probably a bad thing to crap on a family after something like this. Can’t say I’m really sympathetic though. He was a high ranking member of the KKK. Any family member allowing him to bolster the most racist organization in US history deserves zero fucks.

I’m sure he’s a piece of shit kid, as well, just one we’re not allowed to call autistic.

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

-1 For him forgetting the part about wearing a mink coat and driving a Lexus