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And men who don’t respect other men or women will limp fish their handshakes. That’s one of my better tells for dude is an asshole and not worth spending any time on. Men who limp fish women are generally entitled douches.

Either of those moves is usually seen as a sign of aggression.

T****’s handshakes are all clench-and-pull. His elbow is always tucked in tight to his body. That’s some bullshit insecure masculinity/business power move to literally knock people off balance.

This can’t go on. Surely things will slow down.

skim heads

Proud whole milk guzzling Jew here.

also, skim.

bitch, you cant lawyer up, they already judged up.

You’re thinking of the president.

I keep forgetting to watch this show. Does Moose start every sentence with “Duh” like he does in the comics?

Because white men are deeply fearful to the very core of their being of being treated the way they hate treated non-whites and women for the past 500 years.

As much as they deny history and try to ignore it, they know it.

I want you to be my life coach.

I have nothing against the bird-chested man in the picture, but I cannot countenance anyone saying there is a superior Darcy to that portrayed by my boyfriend, Mr. Colin Firth. Anyone who thinks the 2005 version is superior OR that Macfadyen is either better looking or a better actor needs to keep Darcy’s name out of

after the NBA championship team sends 5 guys and a trainer.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

“To wrap it up, the main character certainly spent most of the book On the Road, which is probably where it gets its title. But is the road a metaphor? I think it’s pretty clear”.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.