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And I need an investigation to see whether she’s sent any emails telling her staff to buy Ivanka’s tacky crap. Then we can go full circle on this shit.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

American Airlines’ current slogan is “American Airlines - We’re Not Quite As Bad As United But We’re Getting There”

And, Jeeza Louisa, who doesn’t love Lily Tomlin? Come at me.

Daylin Leach in particular is incredible. He’s just endlessly hilarious and is truly the gem of our state senate.

You just made my night

They don’t have enough Republicans on board to override a veto.

Wolf will veto it.

Yeah, he’s kind of my new favorite politician. That’s like Scotland level profanity.

Absolutely incredible. Love it. 10/10.

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

i will not post the one where i look “nuts” but here’s this one:

I am so over the “splitting the last book/movie into 2 parts” bullshit.

“TV? TV??! I, Shailene Woodley am a movie star! Good day, sir! I said good day!”

Prestige TV is prestigious. Adaptations of YA fiction on Freeform or the CW are not.

This GIF is art.

Both of those movies: